Sunday, October 4, 2009

This is funny, Read on:

My dad e-mailed this to me and I thought it was so funny and would be great to implement. Read on.

Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I
pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In
order to get that paycheck in my case, I am required to pass a random
urine test (with which I have no problem).. What I do have a problem
with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a
urine test. So, here is my Question: Shouldn't one have to pass a urine
test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on
their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone
sitting on their behinds - doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you
imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a
urine test to get a public assistance check?

I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'.